Rude Birthday Gifts for Her

Buying for someone who would rather be sworn at than sent flowers? You're in the right place. Whether she's your mum, your step-mum or your wife, there's a candle here that fits.

Want it properly rude? Plenty of these go there, including one that names her your favourite in a world 'FULL OF TWATS'. Want the rudeness with something nice underneath? Others thank a mum for 'PUTTING UP WITH MY SH*T', and the words are already written, so you don't have to find them.

Her birthday, a milestone one, or any excuse to make her laugh. Pick the one that sounds like you.