100th Birthday Old Age Arrives
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This candle says: One hundred. Old age is coming for all of us. But you're first, you old fucker!
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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
For the centenarian with a filthy sense of humour and no patience for sentimental verse: bold text-only typography reads ‘Old age is coming for all of us’, before cheerfully pointing out who got there first. Hand it over at the 100th birthday party, tuck it in beside the card from the King, or send it from the grandchildren who know Great-Grandad can take a joke. Rude, affectionate, and far more fun than another bunch of flowers.
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For the centenarian with a filthy sense of humour and no patience for sentimental verse: bold text-only typography reads ‘Old age is coming for all of us’, before cheerfully pointing out who got there first. Hand it over at the 100th birthday party, tuck it in beside the card from the King, or send it from the grandchildren who know Great-Grandad can take a joke. Rude, affectionate, and far more fun than another bunch of flowers.
