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Adulting Bullshit
Arrives gift-ready, presented in luxury gift packaging
40 hours of burn: light it every evening and it is still going weeks later
100% cotton wick and soy wax, poured by hand, burns clean and even
Scent notes: Madagascan vanilla, sugared almond and jasmine
A large luxury candle, 10cm tall and 7cm wide
Makester candles: a candle for every occasion

Adulting Bullshit

4.7 · 2,068 store reviews
£16.99

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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.

Specifications
Wax
100% soy
Vessel
Hand-blown glass
Burn time
40 hours
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g

One star out of five for adulting: ‘Utter bullshit. Absolutely would NOT recommend’, laid out like a furious review with four empty stars. Give it to a friend drowning in bills, a housemate who has just discovered council tax, or anyone whose twenties turned into admin. Blunt, and funnier the worse their week has been.

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Your candle questions answered.

How does buy 2, get 1 free work?
Every candle is £16.99. Buy any 2 and the 3rd one is free. Mix any designs. It works for every 3 candles in your basket, and comes off by itself.
When will my order arrive?
Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday are sent the same day. Delivery is £3.99 for one candle and free on 2 or more, and you’ll see the available delivery options at checkout. Delivery dates are estimates, so please allow extra time during busy periods.
Can I send it straight to the recipient?
Yes. Enter their address as the delivery address at checkout. The candle arrives in its own presentation tube.
What does this label say?
Adulting utter bullshit. Absolutely would not recommend
What's in the glass?
The scent
Madagascan vanilla & jasmine
40hrs
Burn time
100%
Soy wax
220g
Weight
Wax
100% soy wax
Vessel
Glass
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm

One star out of five for adulting: ‘Utter bullshit. Absolutely would NOT recommend’, laid out like a furious review with four empty stars. Give it to a friend drowning in bills, a housemate who has just discovered council tax, or anyone whose twenties turned into admin. Blunt, and funnier the worse their week has been.