Aged Like Fine Bullshit
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This candle says: To say you've aged like a fine wine would be complete and utter bullshit. Merry Christmas, Grandad!
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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
For the grandad who gives as good as he gets: a tilted glass of red, a scatter of sparkles, and the cheerful insult ‘aged like a fine wine would be complete and utter bullshit’ before it signs off with ‘Merry Christmas, Grandad!’. Slip it under the tree from the grandkids, tuck it into his stocking, or hand it over at Christmas dinner and wait for the comeback.
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For the grandad who gives as good as he gets: a tilted glass of red, a scatter of sparkles, and the cheerful insult ‘aged like a fine wine would be complete and utter bullshit’ before it signs off with ‘Merry Christmas, Grandad!’. Slip it under the tree from the grandkids, tuck it into his stocking, or hand it over at Christmas dinner and wait for the comeback.
