Funny Christmas Gifts for Him
Want to get him laughing on Christmas morning? You're in the right place. Whether he's your boyfriend, nephew, son, brother, husband, dad or grandad, there is a candle here ready to do the winding up.
Some go straight in with 'Merry Christmas nephew you were a bit of a knobhead when you were younger, but now I think you're alright'. Others get cheekier, including 'Husband, you're like a Christmas cracker... shit jokes, decent bang.' and 'Glad you weren't a murderer. Merry Christmas!'
Christmas Day, Secret Santa, or the stocking that needs one good laugh. Have a browse and pick the one that sounds like him.
Candles in this collection
Only Package I Want
Farts Burn Eyes Love
Mistletoe Pants Optional
Stuff Me Christmas
Glad You Weren't A Murderer
B Is For Boyfriend
Already Sleeping With Me
Enjoy Your Baubles Anytime
Die Hard Christmas Lovers
Worm Love Christmas Wish
Christmas Wish Ring
Touch My Elf Christmas
You're Alright Now Christmas
Favourite And Only Nephew
Favorite Son (only Child)
Expert Christmas TV Watcher
Brilliant Son Glassware Collection
Phone Down, Joy Up
Kinder To Your Liver
Four Stages Of Christmas
Grumpy Old Git Killer
Aged Like Fine Bullshit
Brother Try Not Wanking
Brother Without You More Presents
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