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Grumpy Old Git Killer

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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.

Specifications
Wax
100% soy
Vessel
Hand-blown glass
Burn time
40 hours
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g

A cheeky one for Grandad under the tree: a rosy-cheeked Santa beams out from beneath his polka-dot hat while the lettering teases, ‘I bet you never thought you’d grow up to be a grumpy old git’. It signs off with a warm ‘killing it’ and a Merry Christmas, so the ribbing lands as affection. Ideal from grandchildren who know his grumbling is mostly for show, whether it goes in his stocking or beside the Boxing Day telly.

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Your candle questions answered.

How does the multi-buy work?
Your first candle is £20, your second is £15, your third is £10, and your fourth is just £5. That is four candles for £50 instead of £80, taken off automatically in your basket.

Mix any designs and any occasions you like. Every candle after the fourth is £5 too, so eight candles is £70.

When will my order arrive?
Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday are sent the same day. Delivery is free on orders over £25, and you’ll see the available delivery options at checkout. Delivery dates are estimates, so please allow extra time during busy periods.
Can I send it straight to the recipient?
Yes. Enter their address as the delivery address at checkout. The candle arrives in its own presentation tube.
What does this label say?
I bet you never thought you'd grow up to be a grumpy old git. But here you are, killing it. Merry Christmas!
What's in the glass?
The scent
Madagascan vanilla & jasmine
40hrs
Burn time
100%
Soy wax
220g
Weight
Wax
100% soy wax
Vessel
Glass
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm

A cheeky one for Grandad under the tree: a rosy-cheeked Santa beams out from beneath his polka-dot hat while the lettering teases, ‘I bet you never thought you’d grow up to be a grumpy old git’. It signs off with a warm ‘killing it’ and a Merry Christmas, so the ribbing lands as affection. Ideal from grandchildren who know his grumbling is mostly for show, whether it goes in his stocking or beside the Boxing Day telly.