Farts Burn Eyes Love
4.7 · 2,056 store reviewsBy soon · free delivery £50+
This candle says: Even though your farts burn my eyes I still love you Merry Christmas
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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
For the boyfriend whose worst habit you’ve learned to live with: the label admits ‘Even though your farts burn my eyes I still love you’, framed by a decorated Christmas tree, little red hearts and a few knowing clouds. It’s a stocking filler that gets a proper laugh on Christmas morning, whether he’s your long-term partner, your live-in other half or the boyfriend you’re buying for first time. Cheeky, affectionate and very hard to argue with.
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For the boyfriend whose worst habit you’ve learned to live with: the label admits ‘Even though your farts burn my eyes I still love you’, framed by a decorated Christmas tree, little red hearts and a few knowing clouds. It’s a stocking filler that gets a proper laugh on Christmas morning, whether he’s your long-term partner, your live-in other half or the boyfriend you’re buying for first time. Cheeky, affectionate and very hard to argue with.
