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Farts Burn Eyes Love
Arrives gift-ready, presented in luxury gift packaging
40 hours of burn: light it every evening and it is still going weeks later
100% cotton wick and soy wax, poured by hand, burns clean and even
Scent notes: Madagascan vanilla, sugared almond and jasmine
A large luxury candle, 10cm tall and 7cm wide
Makester candles: a candle for every occasion

Farts Burn Eyes Love

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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.

Specifications
Wax
100% soy
Vessel
Hand-blown glass
Burn time
40 hours
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g

A cheeky Christmas gift for the boyfriend who thinks he’s hilarious under the duvet: the label admits ‘even though your farts burn my eyes I still love you’, wrapped around a hand-drawn tree with a gold star topper, tinsel swags and a small red heart. Perfect for a stocking filler, a Secret Santa laugh at his family’s do, or a first Christmas together with your long-suffering other half.

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2,057 glowing reviews.

4.7 out of 5

Your candle questions answered.

How does the multi-buy work?
Your first candle is £20, your second is £15, your third is £10, and your fourth is just £5. That is four candles for £50 instead of £80, taken off automatically in your basket.

Mix any designs and any occasions you like. Every candle after the fourth is £5 too, so eight candles is £70.

When will my order arrive?
Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday are sent the same day. Delivery is free on orders over £25, and you’ll see the available delivery options at checkout. Delivery dates are estimates, so please allow extra time during busy periods.
Can I send it straight to the recipient?
Yes. Enter their address as the delivery address at checkout. The candle arrives in its own presentation tube.
What does this label say?
Even though your farts burn my eyes I still love you Merry Christmas
What's in the glass?
The scent
Madagascan vanilla & jasmine
40hrs
Burn time
100%
Soy wax
220g
Weight
Wax
100% soy wax
Vessel
Glass
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm

A cheeky Christmas gift for the boyfriend who thinks he’s hilarious under the duvet: the label admits ‘even though your farts burn my eyes I still love you’, wrapped around a hand-drawn tree with a gold star topper, tinsel swags and a small red heart. Perfect for a stocking filler, a Secret Santa laugh at his family’s do, or a first Christmas together with your long-suffering other half.