Ageism Awareness
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This candle says: A little birdie told me how old you are. So I gave it a verbal warning and sent it on an ageism awareness course.
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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
The joke runs the length of the label: ‘A little birdie told me how old you are. So I gave it a verbal warning and sent it on an ageism awareness course.’ A yellow cartoon bird sits on a branch, presumably having learned nothing. A birthday present for a friend or colleague who is touchy about the number and will laugh anyway.
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The joke runs the length of the label: ‘A little birdie told me how old you are. So I gave it a verbal warning and sent it on an ageism awareness course.’ A yellow cartoon bird sits on a branch, presumably having learned nothing. A birthday present for a friend or colleague who is touchy about the number and will laugh anyway.
