Blowing a Kiss
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This candle says: I don't fart. That's just my arse blowing you a kiss.
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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
Rude, and completely committed to it: bold white capitals on hot pink insist the noise was never a fart, just ‘my arse blowing you a kiss’, with a small white heart to soften absolutely nothing. One for a partner with the right sense of humour, a Valentine’s present that gets a laugh instead of a sigh, or a birthday gift between friends who have no filter.
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Rude, and completely committed to it: bold white capitals on hot pink insist the noise was never a fart, just ‘my arse blowing you a kiss’, with a small white heart to soften absolutely nothing. One for a partner with the right sense of humour, a Valentine’s present that gets a laugh instead of a sigh, or a birthday gift between friends who have no filter.
