Brother Try Not Wanking
4.7 · 2,056 store reviewsBy soon · free delivery £50+
This candle says: Brother! Try not to be a total wanker this Christmas.
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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
For the brother who gives as good as he gets: the label asks him to ‘try not to be a total wanker this Christmas’, framed in bold type with sparkles and a grinning poop emoji. Ideal as a Secret Santa hit, a stocking filler from a sister who never lets him forget anything, or the joke gift that gets passed round the table on Christmas Day.
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For the brother who gives as good as he gets: the label asks him to ‘try not to be a total wanker this Christmas’, framed in bold type with sparkles and a grinning poop emoji. Ideal as a Secret Santa hit, a stocking filler from a sister who never lets him forget anything, or the joke gift that gets passed round the table on Christmas Day.



