Cheeky Candle
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This candle says: This candle is a trifle rude. Happy birthday you cunt.
Buying for a few people? Any 4 candles, £50.
Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
Fair warning printed on the label itself: ‘This candle is a trifle rude.’ Under it sits a grinning cartoon trifle and a birthday message with a very unrepeatable last word. Strictly for the friend whose group chat has no filter, the one who would be disappointed by a polite card. Read the label before you wrap it.
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Fair warning printed on the label itself: ‘This candle is a trifle rude.’ Under it sits a grinning cartoon trifle and a birthday message with a very unrepeatable last word. Strictly for the friend whose group chat has no filter, the one who would be disappointed by a polite card. Read the label before you wrap it.



