Eightieth And Still Alive
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This candle says: Happy 80th birthday, I thought you were already dead
Buying for a few people? Any 4 candles, £50.
Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
For the 80th birthday guest of honour who’d rather be roasted than fussed over: clean, no-nonsense type delivers the punchline ‘I thought you were already dead’. It’s the sort of card-and-candle combo that gets a proper cackle out of Grandad, or a mock-offended swat from Nan across the table. Ideal from grandchildren, old friends who’ve earned the right to be rude, or the sibling who always goes one joke too far.
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For the 80th birthday guest of honour who’d rather be roasted than fussed over: clean, no-nonsense type delivers the punchline ‘I thought you were already dead’. It’s the sort of card-and-candle combo that gets a proper cackle out of Grandad, or a mock-offended swat from Nan across the table. Ideal from grandchildren, old friends who’ve earned the right to be rude, or the sibling who always goes one joke too far.
