Eightieth And Still Charming
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This candle says: 80 and still a massive twat.
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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
For the 80 year old who’d rather be roasted than fussed over: bold hand-drawn type announces ‘80 and still a massive twat’, with radiating lines blasting out around it like a headline. It’s the birthday gift for a grandad who swears at the football, an auntie with a filthy sense of humour, or the mate who’s been taking the mickey out of you since 1945. Best given by someone who’ll get away with it.
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For the 80 year old who’d rather be roasted than fussed over: bold hand-drawn type announces ‘80 and still a massive twat’, with radiating lines blasting out around it like a headline. It’s the birthday gift for a grandad who swears at the football, an auntie with a filthy sense of humour, or the mate who’s been taking the mickey out of you since 1945. Best given by someone who’ll get away with it.





