Eightieth Birthday Multitasking
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This candle says: With old age comes new skills: you can cough, laugh, sneeze, fart and pee yourself all at once. Happy 80th birthday.
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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
For the eighty-year-old with a filthy sense of humour and no intention of behaving: the label jokes that ‘with old age comes new skills’, then lists exactly which ones, while a bespectacled squirrel in a red bow tie gives a cheerful thumbs up. A cheeky 80th birthday gift from grandchildren, a laugh from the golf club, or the card-alternative that gets passed round the table at the party.
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For the eighty-year-old with a filthy sense of humour and no intention of behaving: the label jokes that ‘with old age comes new skills’, then lists exactly which ones, while a bespectacled squirrel in a red bow tie gives a cheerful thumbs up. A cheeky 80th birthday gift from grandchildren, a laugh from the golf club, or the card-alternative that gets passed round the table at the party.
