Eightieth: No One Said It
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This candle says: 80 is the new 70. *said no one ever. Happy birthday, you old fogey.
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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
For the 80 year old who’d rather be teased than tiptoed around: bold blocks of colour spell out ‘80 is the new 70’, then puncture it with ‘said no one ever’ and a cheerful ‘you old fogey’. A good one from grandchildren who share his sense of humour, or from friends who’ve been ribbing each other since their twenties. Slip it in alongside the cards at a milestone birthday lunch.
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For the 80 year old who’d rather be teased than tiptoed around: bold blocks of colour spell out ‘80 is the new 70’, then puncture it with ‘said no one ever’ and a cheerful ‘you old fogey’. A good one from grandchildren who share his sense of humour, or from friends who’ve been ribbing each other since their twenties. Slip it in alongside the cards at a milestone birthday lunch.





