Falls Apart Slowly
By soon · free delivery £50+
This candle says: I hope it falls apart slowly, for your sake. Congrats, homeowners.
Buying for a few people? Any 4 candles, £50.
Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
For friends who’ve just signed for a fixer-upper and discovered what a survey doesn’t tell you: the label deadpans ‘I hope it falls apart slowly, for your sake’, with a tall clapboard house standing beside it in soft rounded type. A housewarming gift for first-time buyers, a moving-in present for a couple with a very long to-do list, or a knowing nod between neighbours who’ve been through it themselves.
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For friends who’ve just signed for a fixer-upper and discovered what a survey doesn’t tell you: the label deadpans ‘I hope it falls apart slowly, for your sake’, with a tall clapboard house standing beside it in soft rounded type. A housewarming gift for first-time buyers, a moving-in present for a couple with a very long to-do list, or a knowing nod between neighbours who’ve been through it themselves.
