Homeowner Definition
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This candle says: Homeowner noun. Proper fucking adult. See also: Bankrupt
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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
A housewarming gift for friends who've just signed away the next thirty years: the label runs as a mock dictionary entry, 'Homeowner noun. Proper fucking adult. See also: Bankrupt', beside a set of keys on a little house keyring. Hand it over on moving day, at the first takeaway-on-the-floor dinner party, or to the first-time buyers in your group chat who won't stop talking about mortgage rates.
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A housewarming gift for friends who've just signed away the next thirty years: the label runs as a mock dictionary entry, 'Homeowner noun. Proper fucking adult. See also: Bankrupt', beside a set of keys on a little house keyring. Hand it over on moving day, at the first takeaway-on-the-floor dinner party, or to the first-time buyers in your group chat who won't stop talking about mortgage rates.
