Fucking Balloons
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This candle says: Happy birthday here's some fucking balloons
Buying for a few people? Any 4 candles, £50.
Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
‘Happy birthday, here’s some fucking balloons’, hand-lettered next to two balloon animals and a scatter of confetti. It is the card and the present in one, for the mate whose birthday message from you is never printable. Sweary, cheerful, and no help at all to anyone hoping for something tasteful.
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‘Happy birthday, here’s some fucking balloons’, hand-lettered next to two balloon animals and a scatter of confetti. It is the card and the present in one, for the mate whose birthday message from you is never printable. Sweary, cheerful, and no help at all to anyone hoping for something tasteful.
