Holy Seventy
4.7 · 2,056 store reviewsBy soon · free delivery £50+
This candle says: Shit... You're 70!
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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
A small French Bulldog sits next to the evidence, and the label says the obvious thing: ‘Shit... you’re 70!’. A 70th birthday present for someone who has earned the right to be laughed at by their own family. Give it to a dad, grandad or old friend who will pretend to be offended for about four seconds.
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A small French Bulldog sits next to the evidence, and the label says the obvious thing: ‘Shit... you’re 70!’. A 70th birthday present for someone who has earned the right to be laughed at by their own family. Give it to a dad, grandad or old friend who will pretend to be offended for about four seconds.
