No Colin Party
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This candle says: No Colin. No party.
Buying for a few people? Any 4 candles, £50.
Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
The caterpillar cake on this one is grinning, and the line above it reads ‘No Colin. No party.’ Anyone who has bought a supermarket birthday cake knows exactly which Colin is meant. Give it to the friend named Colin who will pretend to be offended, or to whoever always brings the cake.
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The caterpillar cake on this one is grinning, and the line above it reads ‘No Colin. No party.’ Anyone who has bought a supermarket birthday cake knows exactly which Colin is meant. Give it to the friend named Colin who will pretend to be offended, or to whoever always brings the cake.




