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Old Enough To Pretend

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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.

Specifications
Wax
100% soy
Vessel
Hand-blown glass
Burn time
40 hours
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g

A cheeky 80th birthday gift for someone who’ll laugh before they read it twice: gold numerals ‘80’ burst out in radiating lines, with the punchline ‘you’re old enough to pretend you can’t hear’ underneath. Ideal from grandchildren, from the pub quiz team, or from a friend who has known them long enough to get away with it. Perfect alongside the cake at an eightieth party.

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How does the multi-buy work?
Your first candle is £20, your second is £15, and every candle after that is £10, taken off automatically in your basket.

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When will my order arrive?
Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday are sent the same day. Delivery is free on orders over £25, and you’ll see the available delivery options at checkout. Delivery dates are estimates, so please allow extra time during busy periods.
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What does this label say?
On the plus side... you're old enough to pretend you can't hear.
What's in the glass?
The scent
Madagascan vanilla & jasmine
40hrs
Burn time
100%
Soy wax
220g
Weight
Wax
100% soy wax
Vessel
Glass
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm

A cheeky 80th birthday gift for someone who’ll laugh before they read it twice: gold numerals ‘80’ burst out in radiating lines, with the punchline ‘you’re old enough to pretend you can’t hear’ underneath. Ideal from grandchildren, from the pub quiz team, or from a friend who has known them long enough to get away with it. Perfect alongside the cake at an eightieth party.