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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
A cheeky 80th birthday gift for someone who’ll laugh before they read it twice: gold numerals ‘80’ burst out in radiating lines, with the punchline ‘you’re old enough to pretend you can’t hear’ underneath. Ideal from grandchildren, from the pub quiz team, or from a friend who has known them long enough to get away with it. Perfect alongside the cake at an eightieth party.
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A cheeky 80th birthday gift for someone who’ll laugh before they read it twice: gold numerals ‘80’ burst out in radiating lines, with the punchline ‘you’re old enough to pretend you can’t hear’ underneath. Ideal from grandchildren, from the pub quiz team, or from a friend who has known them long enough to get away with it. Perfect alongside the cake at an eightieth party.





