Seventieth Absolute Best
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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
Blunt good wishes: ‘here’s hoping your Seventieth is the absolute bollocks’, next to a cartoon man wearing a red bow and very little else, arms up in the confetti. This is for a 70th birthday in a family where the jokes have always been rude, given by the friends who have been making them for forty years.
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Blunt good wishes: ‘here’s hoping your Seventieth is the absolute bollocks’, next to a cartoon man wearing a red bow and very little else, arms up in the confetti. This is for a 70th birthday in a family where the jokes have always been rude, given by the friends who have been making them for forty years.
