Seventieth Birthday Memory Lapses
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This candle says: 70! Which is still less than the number of times a day you forget what you went upstairs for.
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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
A 70th birthday gift for someone who’d rather be teased than fussed over: bold type on a solid background delivers the punchline about ‘the number of times a day you forget what you went upstairs for’. Ideal from grown-up kids, grandchildren or the friends who’ve known him or her far too long, whether it’s handed over at the party, the family lunch or slipped in alongside the card.
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A 70th birthday gift for someone who’d rather be teased than fussed over: bold type on a solid background delivers the punchline about ‘the number of times a day you forget what you went upstairs for’. Ideal from grown-up kids, grandchildren or the friends who’ve known him or her far too long, whether it’s handed over at the party, the family lunch or slipped in alongside the card.





