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Seventieth Birthday Memory Lapses

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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.

Specifications
Wax
100% soy
Vessel
Hand-blown glass
Burn time
40 hours
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g

A 70th birthday gift for someone who’d rather be teased than fussed over: bold type on a solid background delivers the punchline about ‘the number of times a day you forget what you went upstairs for’. Ideal from grown-up kids, grandchildren or the friends who’ve known him or her far too long, whether it’s handed over at the party, the family lunch or slipped in alongside the card.

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Your candle questions answered.

How does the multi-buy work?
Your first candle is £20, your second is £15, your third is £10, and your fourth is just £5. That is four candles for £50 instead of £80, taken off automatically in your basket.

Mix any designs and any occasions you like. Every candle after the fourth is £5 too, so eight candles is £70.

When will my order arrive?
Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday are sent the same day. Delivery is free on orders over £25, and you’ll see the available delivery options at checkout. Delivery dates are estimates, so please allow extra time during busy periods.
Can I send it straight to the recipient?
Yes. Enter their address as the delivery address at checkout. The candle arrives in its own presentation tube.
What does this label say?
70! Which is still less than the number of times a day you forget what you went upstairs for.
What's in the glass?
The scent
Madagascan vanilla & jasmine
40hrs
Burn time
100%
Soy wax
220g
Weight
Wax
100% soy wax
Vessel
Glass
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm

A 70th birthday gift for someone who’d rather be teased than fussed over: bold type on a solid background delivers the punchline about ‘the number of times a day you forget what you went upstairs for’. Ideal from grown-up kids, grandchildren or the friends who’ve known him or her far too long, whether it’s handed over at the party, the family lunch or slipped in alongside the card.