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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.

Specifications
Wax
100% soy
Vessel
Hand-blown glass
Burn time
40 hours
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g

A 50th birthday gift for the friend whose worst decisions were never uploaded anywhere: the label toasts them with ‘we did all our stupid stuff before the internet’, alongside a golden dog in sunglasses, cocktail in paw, stretched out in a striped beach chair. Ideal for the mate turning the big five oh, a sister hitting her half century, or a dad who still tells the stories nobody can fact check.

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How does the multi-buy work?
Your first candle is £20, your second is £15, and every candle after that is £10, taken off automatically in your basket.

Mix any designs and any occasions you like.

When will my order arrive?
Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday are sent the same day. Delivery is free on orders over £25, and you’ll see the available delivery options at checkout. Delivery dates are estimates, so please allow extra time during busy periods.
Can I send it straight to the recipient?
Yes. Enter their address as the delivery address at checkout. The candle arrives in its own presentation tube.
What does this label say?
The bright side is we did all our stupid stuff before the internet.
What's in the glass?
The scent
Madagascan vanilla & jasmine
40hrs
Burn time
100%
Soy wax
220g
Weight
Wax
100% soy wax
Vessel
Glass
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm

A 50th birthday gift for the friend whose worst decisions were never uploaded anywhere: the label toasts them with ‘we did all our stupid stuff before the internet’, alongside a golden dog in sunglasses, cocktail in paw, stretched out in a striped beach chair. Ideal for the mate turning the big five oh, a sister hitting her half century, or a dad who still tells the stories nobody can fact check.