Thirtieth Birthday Early Bedtime
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This candle says: 30 today! Don't worry. Your party ends at 9.00pm.
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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
For the friend hitting thirty who still swears they can go all night: a big gold 30 shoots across the label with motion lines, then a blunt black banner delivers the verdict, ‘Your party ends at 9.00pm’. Perfect for the mate whose birthday plans now involve a decent sofa, a sister turning thirty, or a workmate who needs teasing at their milestone do.
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For the friend hitting thirty who still swears they can go all night: a big gold 30 shoots across the label with motion lines, then a blunt black banner delivers the verdict, ‘Your party ends at 9.00pm’. Perfect for the mate whose birthday plans now involve a decent sofa, a sister turning thirty, or a workmate who needs teasing at their milestone do.





