Thirtieth Dirty Dead Inside
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This candle says: Thirty dirty and dead inside
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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
For the friend hitting thirty with a groan rather than a grin: gothic script and a skull and crossbones deliver the verdict ‘thirty dirty and dead inside’. It’s a 30th birthday gift for the mate who jokes about their knees, their bedtime and their rapidly fading twenties. Hand it over at the party, slip it into a milestone hamper, or send it to a sister, brother or colleague who’d rather be laughed at than fussed over.
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For the friend hitting thirty with a groan rather than a grin: gothic script and a skull and crossbones deliver the verdict ‘thirty dirty and dead inside’. It’s a 30th birthday gift for the mate who jokes about their knees, their bedtime and their rapidly fading twenties. Hand it over at the party, slip it into a milestone hamper, or send it to a sister, brother or colleague who’d rather be laughed at than fussed over.
