Buy 2, get 1 free · Save £16.99

Thirty Year Dickhead

£16.99

Get it by soon if you order by 4pm

  • Buy 2, get 1 freeSave £16.99
  • Buy 4, get 2 freeSave £33.98
  • Free delivery on orders over £25

Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.

Specifications
Wax
100% soy
Vessel
Hand-blown glass
Burn time
40 hours
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g

For the mate turning 30 who’d rather be roasted than romanced: bold type on solid colour spells out ‘1996 baby. 2026 dickhead.’ before wishing them a happy 30th birthday. It’s the gift that gets laughs out of the box, whether it’s from the group chat, a sibling with no filter, or the friend who’s been counting down since their own big three-zero.

More candles like this

All 39

2,068 glowing reviews.

4.7 out of 5

Your candle questions answered.

How does buy 2, get 1 free work?
Every candle is £16.99. Buy any 2 and the 3rd one is free. Mix any designs. It works for every 3 candles in your basket, and comes off by itself.
When will my order arrive?
Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday are sent the same day. Delivery is £3.99 for one candle and free on 2 or more, and you’ll see the available delivery options at checkout. Delivery dates are estimates, so please allow extra time during busy periods.
Can I send it straight to the recipient?
Yes. Enter their address as the delivery address at checkout. The candle arrives in its own presentation tube.
What does this label say?
1996 baby. 2026 dickhead. Happy 30th birthday.
What's in the glass?
The scent
Madagascan vanilla & jasmine
40hrs
Burn time
100%
Soy wax
220g
Weight
Wax
100% soy wax
Vessel
Glass
Dimensions
7.5 × 10.5 cm

For the mate turning 30 who’d rather be roasted than romanced: bold type on solid colour spells out ‘1996 baby. 2026 dickhead.’ before wishing them a happy 30th birthday. It’s the gift that gets laughs out of the box, whether it’s from the group chat, a sibling with no filter, or the friend who’s been counting down since their own big three-zero.