Turning Thirtieth
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This candle says: Fuck me, you're thirty!
Buying for a few people? Any 4 candles, £50.
Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
For the friend who’d rather be roasted than sent flowers: ‘Fuck me, you’re thirty!’ bursts across a comic book explosion in pop art colour, with a birthday cake and three lit candles holding centre stage. Hand it over at the big three-zero party, slip it into a milestone hamper for your best mate, or use it to soften the blow for a sibling dreading the decade change.
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For the friend who’d rather be roasted than sent flowers: ‘Fuck me, you’re thirty!’ bursts across a comic book explosion in pop art colour, with a birthday cake and three lit candles holding centre stage. Hand it over at the big three-zero party, slip it into a milestone hamper for your best mate, or use it to soften the blow for a sibling dreading the decade change.





