Birthday Gifts
Looking for a birthday candle that sounds like the person opening it? You are in the right place. Whether it is for your mum, your dad, or a friend who wants a joke, there is a design here that fits.
Want to make them laugh? Plenty of these go straight at the number, from the ones still claiming twenty-nine to the ones who gave up counting. After something warmer? There are just as many that simply tell them they are brilliant, and the words are already written, so you do not have to find them yourself.
A first birthday, an eighteenth, a fiftieth, or a hundredth. See which one sounds like them.
Candles in this collection
Heavy Goods And Helicopters
Twenty-first Tequila And Regret
Twenty-first Legal Loophole
Frankenstein At Your Age
Official Adult-ish Status
Seventy Years Wine Wisdom
Seventieth Year Time Warp
70th Birthday Depends Humor
70th Built To Last
Sixty-tenth Birthday Candle
70th Treble Whisky Milestone
Seventieth Birthday Turtle Wisdom
Seventieth Won't Shut Us Up
Seventy And Not Growing Up
Seventieth Birthday Snoring
Seventieth Dear Privilege
70th Rooster Scream Birthday
Seventieth Original Parts Still Working
Seventieth Birthday Memory Lapses
Seventy With Wine And Family
Seventieth Birthday Milestone
Fifty Is Not Thirty
Fiftieth Middle Ages Welcome
Fiftieth The Ultimate
soy wax · 40+ hour burn · hand-labelled in the UK · arrives gift-ready