Christmas Gifts for Her

One page, most of the women on your Christmas list? Here it is. Mums, nans and grandmas, sisters, girlfriends and wives all have their own candles, and there are food puns, soppy ones and some very rude ones between them.

Want a laugh? A nan is told 'YOU COULDN'T FIND A GRATER NAN' and a granny 'EASY ON THE SPROUTS, GRANNY!!'. Want to say something real? One grandma gets 'THE CHRISTMAS MAGIC I FELT AS A KID WAS REALLY JUST YOU', and the words are already there for you.

Under the tree, posted early, or handed over at the door. Have a browse and see which ones sound like them.