Congrats Mortgage Wankers
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This candle says: CONGRATS MORTGAGE WANKERS!
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Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
For mates who've just signed away the next thirty years of their lives: 'CONGRATS MORTGAGE WANKERS!' sprawls across the label in a loose handwritten scrawl, under a simple line-drawn house. It's the housewarming gift for the couple who've swapped nights out for surveys and stamp duty, and it says well done far more honestly than a card ever could. Best handed over with a drink, once the boxes are in.
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For mates who've just signed away the next thirty years of their lives: 'CONGRATS MORTGAGE WANKERS!' sprawls across the label in a loose handwritten scrawl, under a simple line-drawn house. It's the housewarming gift for the couple who've swapped nights out for surveys and stamp duty, and it says well done far more honestly than a card ever could. Best handed over with a drink, once the boxes are in.
