Pooing In Your New Loo
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This candle says: I LOOK FORWARD TO POOING IN YOUR NEW LOO
Buying for a few people? Any 4 candles, £50.
Hand-blown glass, 100% soy wax, and forty hours of warm Madagascan vanilla & jasmine.
Specifications
- Wax
- 100% soy
- Vessel
- Hand-blown glass
- Burn time
- 40 hours
- Dimensions
- 7.5 × 10.5 cm · 220 g
A housewarming gift for friends who’ll laugh before they’ve unpacked a single box: rounded caps announce ‘I LOOK FORWARD TO POOING IN YOUR NEW LOO’, with a grinning cartoon toilet cheerfully beside them. Perfect from the mate who’s always first to visit, a cheeky moving-in present for a brother, sister or flatmate, or the gift that finally gets a laugh at a new-home get-together. Best handed over with a straight face.
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A housewarming gift for friends who’ll laugh before they’ve unpacked a single box: rounded caps announce ‘I LOOK FORWARD TO POOING IN YOUR NEW LOO’, with a grinning cartoon toilet cheerfully beside them. Perfect from the mate who’s always first to visit, a cheeky moving-in present for a brother, sister or flatmate, or the gift that finally gets a laugh at a new-home get-together. Best handed over with a straight face.




