Funny 30th Birthday Gifts
Someone is turning thirty and would much rather it was funny than fussed over? This is the page for that. Every candle here has a joke about the number on it, so nothing needs explaining when they open it.
'Your twenties have now expired' is about as blunt as it gets. 'The first 30 years of childhood are always the hardest' takes a gentler run at the same idea. And for anyone not ready to say the number out loud, there is simply '29ish'.
It works for a friend, a sibling, a partner, or the person at work who has been dreading it. Have a browse and pick the one they would find funniest.
Candles in this collection
Thirtieth Birthday Fossil
Thirtieth Twice As Fabulous
Thirtieth Birthday Stress Relief
Life Begins At Thirtieth
Thirtieth: Still Tired
Leveling Up To Thirtieth
Thirtieth Dirty Dead Inside
Thirtieth Birthday RIP Twenties
Still Looks Twenty-nine Thirtieth
Thirtieth Birthday Lemon
Thirtieth Nacho Business
Thirtieth Birthday Youth
Thirtieth Nothing Can Help
Thirtieth: Still Young Enough
Thirtieth Birthday Early Bedtime
Thirtieth: Pre-drinks For Real
Turning Thirtieth With Enthusiasm
Thirty Year Dickhead
Thirtieth Birthday Blink Surprise
Sweatpants Documentaries Bedtime Thirties
Turning Thirtieth
Thirtieth Birthday Gutter Survivor
Holy 30
30th Queen
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