Funny Gifts

After a gift for someone who'd rather laugh than cry? You're in the right place. The register is set by lines like ‘Happy Mother's Day, this was me carefully choosing this candle’ and ‘from your favourite and least annoying child’.

Milestone birthday on the way? ‘40 is the new 30... said no one ever.’ Buying for a mum who has heard every diet tip? ‘A banana has 105 calories, a gin & tonic has 91 calories. Enough said.’ The joke arrives finished; you just sign the card.

The best gifts are the ones that get read out loud to the room. Have a browse and see which one earns it.